Funny Joke: Husband and Wife Palava

[emezico]

Wife: can u help me in garden?

Husband: wat do u think i m Gardner??

Wife: can u fix door handle?

Husband: wat do u think i m carpenter??

In the evening when husband came from d work he saw everything has been fixed.

He asked who fixed this.

Wife: our neighbour.

But he gave me 2 options, either i give him burger or a kiss.

Husband: I am sure u must have give burger.

Wife: what do u think i m. M'Donalds?? LMAO!!!

[Nifemi donald]

LWKMD4H....

[Tade olaitan]

You people should drop more of this.

[Nifemi donald]

im laughing.

[Becky02]

Nice one

[Jafar Anka]

she has to offer some thing for the work

[Samo gideon]

Why must they fight all the time? I mean HUSBAND and WIFE?

[Mudassir Danhassan]

Hahahaha! That's a nice woman, if he didn't help her on that, who will?

[Aramide olawale]

She gave all to him.

[Segun fadare]

he shot himself on the foot.