Funny Joke: Career talks at a secondary school

[emezico]

Career talks at a secondary school.

Teacher : Tell me your ambitions.

Dele: To be a politician because they drive good cars and sleep during the days when others are working.

Facrook : To be a contractor because Taxi payers money is mine. They toil for me.

Akpors: Militant, to live like a king in the creeks. Drive best cars and operate a mini refinery.

Lateef: To be a chieftain of NURTW. Politicians will always settle us for election.

Faith: To be a first lady. Plenty i gbadun, luxury of life but no work.

Otedollar: To be oil and gas importer. So that I can collect subsidy and not import anything.

Ahmed: To become a Scandal. That man has plenty money. Every day he gets billions of money from Pension, Subsidy, Haliburton, Siemens, Oil windfall, etc.

Chichi: To become a beauty queen. Just expose some part of my body and earn money. I'll go to BBA from there, do some stupid things and smile to the bank with$300,000.

Teacher was furious. He asked why students didn't mention medicine, law etc.

The students hissed at her and said those courses are for suffer head !!!

[Folami David]

This kids want to hammer quickly without too much stress.They don't know anything yet