Funny Joke: ***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU QUESTIONS***

[Becky02]

1. Someone calls you at 2am and
asks,"Are you sleeping? Ans: "No! I'm
picking beans."
... 2. When its raining and someone
notice you going out yet they ask,
are you going out in this rain? Ans:
"No! In the next one."
3. You are making out with your
girlfriend then you start pulling her
panties then she asks; what are you
trying to do? Ans: "I want to wash it
for u."
4. They see you coming out of the
bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did
you just have a bath?" Ans: "No, i fell
into the toilet bowl."
5.You're standing in front of the
elevator on the ground floor going
to your office, yet they ask, "Are you
going up?" Ans: "No, i'm waiting for
my Office to come down and get
me."
6.Your boyfriend comes home with a
bunch of flowers, and you still ask,
"Are those flowers? Ans: "No baby,
they're carrots!"
7.You are in the toilet and lock the
door and someone knocks, asking,
"Is anyone there?" Ans: "No! Na s.hit
LOCK DOOR...." Mtsheeeeeeew!!
8.You are in a queue at the cinema
to buy ticket, a friend saw you and
asked, "What are you doing here?"
Ans: "I'm here to pay my school
fees..." ODE!
9.When they see you lying down
with your eyes closed and they still
ask, are you sleeping?? Ans: "No, i'm
trying to DIE..." MUMU!!!!!!

[Jafar Anka]

those are good answers