Funny Joke: Women's English Vs. Men's English

[Becky02]

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure, go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you slowpoke!
You're , so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is intercourse all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead

MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to Be Intimate with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I guess intercourse tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to Be Intimate?
I love you = Let's Be Intimate now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it, we'd better Be Intimate now!
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to Be Intimate with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to Be Intimate with other guys
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

[emezico]

Hahaha...what a comparison. Almost all the statements are true about men and women's motive.

[Becky02]

Hahaha...what a comparison. Almost all the statements are true about men and women's motive.

Yea! Its true

[Jumoke benson]

You're right about that of men.

[Samo gideon]

Women don't really mean what they say.

[Segun fadare]

i like this one.it has opened my eyes.

[MR JOKE]

We all say what we don't really.Not just women of this world.No one knows our heart except God so no one knows what we think of when talking.