Funny Joke: Mrs Akpors & her daughter's first night experience with men

[emezico]

Mrs Akpors whispered to her 3 daughters after their wedding, "My beauties, don't forget to text me your experience of the first night..."

After 1 week, the 1st. daughter sent an sms "NESCAFE" to the Mum, while the 2nd text "BENSON & HEDGES".

The Mum, bemused by the messages, picked her tin of Nescafe and read from the label, "fantastic till the last drop".

She also went to her hubby's packet of cigarette, written on it was, "Extra Long, King size"...

She blushed!

For their age, she wasn't much worried but decided to wait for her 3rd daughter experience.

After a few days, she received a PostCard which was written "Arik: Lagos-Kano".

She quickly called ARIK Air Information Desk and was told, "It's 3 times daily, 7 days a week and 75 minutes flight both ways".

Presently, Mrs Akpors is yet to quick recovery from COMA.

[Jobbers]

Very funny! That is a dying run!

[Jumoke benson]

The husband wicked oooo

[Segun fadare]

Anything akpos is always funny.

[Amynwan]

nawaa o, she better run quickly before she got killed

[Tade olaitan]

She has died ooo

[Tade olaitan]

She has died ooooo

[Davzy folamz]

the daughters ar funny.

[Samo gideon]

Mrs akpos has died ooo

[Tade olaitan]

i feel this.