Funny Joke: Jude and a Catholic sister!

Started by Becky02, Jul 02, 2012, 10:22 PM

Becky02


Jude had closed work on Wednesday, on his way home; Jude decided he would give any lady that came his way a lift.
After the 2nd turn from his office in Apapa expressway, he saw a Catholic Sister and gave her a lift.
While they were driving; he did not know how to start a conversation with her. Jude therefore placed his hand on the Sister's laps, pretending it was the car gear stick.
The Sister softly said "Mathew 7:7"; He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his driving.
Some distance later, Jude attempted placing his hand on the Sister's laps a second and third time, each time, the Sister repeated, "Mathew 7:7".
When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the Jude, "Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible" Mathew 7:7
When the Jude got home, he took his Bible and opened Mathew 7:7; which reads "Ask and it shall be given you".
Jude was really really sorry for himself.

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He missed a great chance cos of his poor knowledge of the bible.

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