Funny Joke: Dani Vs Clem!

Started by Becky02, Jul 02, 2012, 10:15 PM

Becky02


Dani and Clems went on a camping trip. After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they were exhausted and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Clems awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Dani, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Dani replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Clems said.
Dani pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo,
Timewise, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that The lord is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have, a beautiful day tomorrow.
"What does it tell you?" Dani asked.
Clems was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Dani, you , Someone has stolen our tent.

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