Female Stages Of Life (Funny)

[harrisonboge]

 FAVOURITE  DRINKS

At age 17 - Wine Coolers
At age 25 - White wine
At age 35 - Red wine
At age 48 - Dom Perignon
At age 66 - Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser

EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES

At age 17 - Need to wash my hair
At age 25 - Need to wash and condition my hair
At age 35 - Need to colour my hair
At age 48 - Need to have Francois colour my hair
At age 66 - Need to have Francois colour my wig

FAVORITE SPORT

At age 17 - shopping
At age 25 - shopping
At age 35 - shopping
At age 48 - shopping
At age 66 - shopping

DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE

At age 17 - "Burger King"
At age 25 - "Free meal"
At age 35 - "A diamond"
At age 48 - "A bigger diamond"
At age 66 - "Home Alone"

FAVORITE FANTASY

At age 17 - tall, dark and handsome
At age 25 - tall, dark and handsome with money
At age 35 - tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
At age 48 - a man with hair
At age 66 - a man

[MyInfoStride]

What a female life? Well written. Keep it up!

[emezico]

Funny but true!

[harrisonboge]

What a female life? Well written. Keep it up!

I will...Thank you!....

[Samo gideon]

This is funny.

[Davzy folamz]

Confirm talk o

[Amynwan]

na big lie jooo, i no gree.

[Justin Nnamdi]

That's life for You!!!!Change is the only constant thing in everybody's life..Nice Observation

[Becky02]

This write up is never true... Am not in agreement with it

[Jobbers]

This write up is never true... Am not in agreement with it

I know you will not agree but somehow true...