Funny Joke: Dictionary new word, "Farouk"

Started by emezico, Jul 05, 2012, 07:32 PM

emezico

A new word has been added to the dictionary, "Farouk".

Farouk (Verb) :
To collect bribe and deny it, attributing evidence to video doctoring.

Past tense:
farouked (Noun)
Example: To farouk is human.

Farouker (Noun) : A person who farouks
Example: The National Assembly is populated with faroukers.

Faroukee (Noun): A person who is farouked
Example: The desperate contractor became a faroukee in order to win the business.

Faroukology (Noun): The study of bribe collection and denial of obvious evidence.
Example: The politician has a degree in Faroukology from the University of Corruption.

Faroukracy (Noun): Government of bribery, by the bribe givers for the bribe takers
Example: Our nation has been practicing faroukracy from independence.

Faroukism(Noun): The political ideology of bribery, corruption and cover ups.
Example: EFCC has prosecuted many advocates of faroukism.

Faroukiosis(Noun): A chronic disorder of bribery taking and denial.
Example: The doctor diagnosed the young politician of acute faroukiosis.

Adjective
Faroukish: having the appearance of, or relating to bribery and denial.
Example: Results of the investigation appear really faroukish.

Adverb
Faroukistically: Carried out or done in a way that suggests a farouk.
Example: The lawmakers carried on faroukistically.

Nifemi donald


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Davzy folamz


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Tina lawrence

Farouk has suffered in the hands of Nigerians o.The man will regret doing all he did

Folami David

I'm glad this is getting heated up.They need to know the gravity of what they did

Nifemi Donald

the guys we are talking about must not see this