Funny Joke: The New weded Couple!

[Becky02]

A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies. So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right back.

Where are you going, coochy cooh?" asked the wife. I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer." The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 different countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.

The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing that he could think of saying was: Yes, lolly pop, but at the bar, you know,they have frozen glasses, " He didn't get to finish the sentence, before the wife interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, puppy face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it. The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, tootsie roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious, I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?"

"You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?" She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, pork strips, etc. But my sweet honey, at the bar, you know, there's swearing, dirty words and all that, You want dirty words, cutie pie?,

"LISTEN UP, DICKHEAD! DRINK YOUR FUCKING BEER IN YOUR GODDAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SNACKS, BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRIED NOW, YOU AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE! GOT IT, Naughty-person?"

[Emmy Baba]

What a smart wife! Probably, the husband was going to do something else at the bar, rather than drink alcohol and chat with friends.

[Amynwan]

wonderful wife ready for the husband.

[Omolewa akinyemi benson]

Very smart of the wife.

[Mercy esther]

lwkmd4h...you guys wil not kill us o

[MR JOKE]

This thing that looks like a joke affects most marriages.Most couples deal with it in their homes.But thanks for bringing a funny angle to it.I laughed.

[Motivational Tunrayo]

Let us just conclude that this family i just read about right now is a NAUGHTY family.May God help them.

[Aramide olawale]

they just started o and it's going on like this.d marriage might nt last 2 weeks.is it a must 2 mary if ure nt prepared?

[MR JOKE]

What a naughty wife you married.Maybe you did not pay her bride price.you married a dirty minded fellow.and she won't take nonsense.

[Becky02]

Smart woman... She gave him more than what he wanted.