CRACK YOUR RIBS THIS WEEKEND !!!

[emezico]

- If 2face advertise c-o-n-d-o-m, no buy am oo na fake...

- If Akala sells bleaching cream, buy am na original...

- If Torres is alone in front of goal, don't panic he won't score...

- If Drogba sells juju charms, patronize him, na confirm...

- If Patience Jonathan turns English teacher, no go her school oo, na fake...

- If armed robbers visit Emirates stadium, don't worry, dey won't
visit the trophy cabinet, cos their no trophy to steal...

- If Messi hold ball, if e balance, if you like warn your defenders, na sure goal

- If Alex Ferguson sells chewin gum, buy am na original...

- If Boko Haram plans to bomb your area, no be play play o, relocate...

- If IBB says 'Good morning fellow Nigerians', open your window to confirm......


Theinfostrides wishes a blishful weekend!!!

[Ajadi yusuf]

So far i'm still waiting to do that.