Funny Joke - Smart Guy

[Mudassir Danhassan]

A
woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her
girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely intercoursey
middle-aged man entered. He was so striking! that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.

The
young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked
directly toward her (as all men will). Before she could offer her
apologies for so rudely staring, he leaned over and whispered to her,
“I’ll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no
matter how kinky, for $20.00….! ..on one condition.”

Flabbergasted,
the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, “You have to
tell me what you want me to do in just three words.”

The
woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a
$20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man’s hand along
with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
meaningfully said…

“Clean my house.”

[Samo gideon]

smartest man on earth.