Funny Joke - Man

[Mudassir Danhassan]

A MAN WANT TO MARRY,THE FIRST WOMAN HE MARRIED WAS A TEACHER ,WHEN THEY ARE MAKING LOVE AT NIGHT,THE WOMAN WILL BE SAYING HONEY PLEASE REPEAT!! REPEAT!!!.THE MAN GOT ANGRY AND DIVORCE HER. HE GOT MARRY TO A LAWYER,AT NIGHT WHEN THEY ARE MAKING LOVE,SHE WILL BE SAYING NO EVIDENCE!!NO EVIDENCE!!!,HE GOT ANGRY AGAIN AND DIVORCED HER.HE MARRIED A GEOLOGIST,AT NIGHT SHE WILL BE SAYING HARDER!!DEEPER!!! DEEPER!!!,HE ALSO DIVORCE HER AND FINALLY GOT MARRIED TO A CIVIL ENGINEER,WHEN MAKING LOVE WITH HER AT NIGHT SHE WILL BE SAYING HONEY ANY THING WE CANNOT FINISH TODAY WE CAN CONTINUE TOMORROW  AND THAT WAS HOW THEY STAY TOGETHER ALL THEIR MARITAL LIFE.                         

[Samo gideon]

That is the best woman.

[Segun fadare]

he got the right one now...