Millionaire's talk

[mycoolgirl]

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?"

Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife."

Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman.

Interviewer: "What were you before you married her?"

Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

[MyWorld]

I can't just laugh... That means the wife is good. Sorry, I wanted to say bad... lol

[RosePetals]

I have a nice one just try this one....


A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.  "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
    "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."
    "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?"
    "Twenty-six," he said.

[MyInfoStride]

What an irony! This is breaking my ribs...

[Tade olaitan]

Funny man.

[Davzy folamz]

this is funny.

[Davzy folamz]

Funny o.Lwkmdh!

[Glory Skales Charity]

I thought he was old.LMAO!!!

[Glory Skales Charity]

I consider this funny.

[Samo gideon]

lovely ridiculous funny one.