Funny Joke: Jonah and the Whale

[Jossynock]

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically
impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large
mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah (in the Bible) was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was
physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

[olagenesis]

Good girl, she's sure her teacher is going to hell for not believing the bible.

[Amynwan]

very funny little girl trying to prove herself right according to the bible

[JukaSwagZ]

If i were d teacher dat gal don die 4 ma hand

[JukaSwagZ]

If i were d teacher dat gal don die 4 ma hand