Funny Joke: Golden Lie

[emezico]

A guy comes home completely drunk one night. He lurches through the door and is met by his scowling wife, who is most definitely not happy.

"Where the hell have you been all night?" she demands.

"At this new bar," he says. "The Golden Saloon. Everything there is golden. It's got huge golden doors, a golden floor and even the urinal's gold!"

The wife still doesn't believe his story, and the next day checks the phone book, finding a place across town called the Golden Saloon.

She calls up the place to check her husband's story.

"Is this the Golden Saloon?" she asks when the bartender answers the phone.

"Yes it is," bartender answers.

"Do you have huge golden doors?"

"Sure we do."

"Do you have golden floors?"

"Most certainly do."

"What about golden urinals?"

There's a long pause, then the woman hears the bartender yelling,"Hey, Duke, I think I got a lead on the guy that pissed in your Saxophone last night!"
;-) :-P :-D

[Nifemi donald]

Stupid foolish man.

[Tade olaitan]

Drunkeness at its peak.

[Becky02]

Crazy act

[Jafar Anka]

he is getting to be a master

[Samo gideon]

A Lie is a Lie.

[Mudassir Danhassan]

Hahaha! Golden Saloon, and she caught her husband after all 

[Aramide olawale]

Comfirm drunkard - That is what he is.

[MR JOKE]

Well he did not know what he was doing.So i give him no blame.That is why alcohol remains dangerous to me.

[Motivational Tunrayo]

Nobody can say he or she doesn't.It's just baba God's grace that helps us all.I don't blame the man.