Funny Joke: A Skinny White Guy & A Black Dude

Started by emezico, Sep 28, 2011, 10:13 PM

emezico



A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees the little man staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' The little guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him up, shaking him. The big guy says, 'What's wrong with you......?' In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.' The little guy says: 'Turner Brown?! Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, "Turn around!...LMAO

Tade olaitan

This is damn funny oooo

the guy no won turn around.

Tade olaitan



Tade olaitan


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Mudassir Danhassan

Hahahaha! He must be scared of him though, Because he thought the Big Guy said Turn Around, daz why he fainted....

Aramide olawale


MR JOKE

God save that was not what he said.It would have been disastrous and alarming.You would have regretted ever meeting a black guy.

Aramide olawale

he should thank his stars.if that had happen.we would have bnen talking of ur funeral you white man.