Funny Joke: Slide Under The Table

[Becky02]

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, with the woman acting unconcerned. The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared. After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and replied firmly, "Ohh no, My husband just walked in the door."

[Amynwan]

well i dont relly get this

[Tina lawrence]

She has two divisions of HUSBAND.The WRONG and the RIGHT husband.This is a very special woman.

[walax]

That woman is evil... Men shld run away from her.

[Tina lawrence]

So funny a woman.so she is now the one marrying two husbands not husband marrying two wives.Trully, what men can do, women can do even better

[Nifemi Donald]

this woman is a master planner.look at the way she planned everything

[Tina lawrence]

The man doesn't know what she is doing at his back o.How i wish i was there so i could tell him

[Nifemi Donald]

if her husband catch that man, he is in trouble

[Glory Skales Charity]

Big trouble for the woman if the husband finds out

[femifemzy3]

That is the only thing that could put fear in that individual at that particular time. A very interesting joke