Funny Joke: An Interview Dialogue

[Becky02]

Officer: What Is Your Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Tell Me Properly. Candidate:Modape Pakurumo Sir
Officer: Your Father's Name?.
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: What Does That Mean?.
Candidate: Moshood Pakurumo Sir
Officer: Your Native Place
Candidate: M P. Sir
Officer: Is It Makurdi Purum?.
Candidate: No, Minna Port Sir
Officer: What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate: M P. Sir
(Officer angry) What Is It?.
Candidate: Metric Pass
Officer: so why do you need a job?.
Candidate: M P sir
Officer: meaning?.
Candidate: money problem sir
Officer: whats your personality?.
Candidate: MP sir
Officer: would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?.
Candidate: monacrotic personality
Officer: I see no wonder.
I will get back to you later. . .
Candidate: sir, how's my MP?.
Officer: and what's that again?.
Candidate: my performance
Officer: MP!
Candidate: m-e-a-n-i-n-g?.
Officer: Mental Problem.

[Nifemi Donald]

He is a stupid fellow.
I am sure all he said was crammed