FUNNY JOKE : CHURCH DON SCATTER.

Started by MR JOKE, Jul 30, 2012, 07:02 PM

MR JOKE

A man armed with AK 47 ran into a church, pointed the gun at the congregation and said '' Who is a child of God here let me send the person to heaven? ''.
The congregation remained silent.The man released one bullet on the roof .The congregation trembled with fear.He said again '' Who is a child of God here let me send the person to heaven? ''.
The congregation shouted '' It's pastor.He always say that he is a child of God....... ''.
The pastor quickly interrupted
'' What kind of conspiracy is this? Everybody here knows that i am the son of Boniface and the grandson of Benji Akpi... ''.
   

Amynwan

hahahahahahhahahha, yeye people! una no wan die?

MR JOKE

If the pastor should die now, who will be preaching to them.A pastor is important to a church.haha

Becky02

Am sure the name of the pastor is pastor peter cos he denied God jst d way peter in the bible denied Jesus.

Tina lawrence

He has just been eating their offering since all this days.he is far from a genuine pastor.big tragedy!

Folami David

he has to die for his people like jesus did