Funny Joke - IF YOU HAD WHAT I HAVE

[Mudassir Danhassan]

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents."

[Becky02]

I just hope the money will be enough for him to pay his debt and if not he will vomit all

[Tina lawrence]

Poverty is troubling him

[Folami David]

He was just joking.I think he was busy listening to 50 cent's music