Funny joke- Vacancy in Nigeria

[Ibrahim Ibrahim A]

A foremost Political Party in Nigeria , popularly referred to as "The Ruling Party", requires for immediate appointment into the House of Representatives, a qualified Hooligan with the following professional qualifications:

First degree in Boxing or Kick boxing.

A Professional diploma in aggressive cover-up techniques.

MUST be a duly certified LIAR with vast experiencein corrupt practices.

Must be ready to shun the voices of the People inallegiance to the Party's wishes.

Possession of a falsified educational degree will be an added advantage.

Duly qualified candidates should please forward their detailed CV's to the Party Secretariat.

NB: Please note that candidates with deadly upper-cuts will be given preference.

The selection process will definitely be biased andopen to changes without notice, as this is part of the party policy.

Short listed athletes will be given a course in'Political Jargons' to familiarize them with the language of the tournament.

BEST OF LUCK!!

[Becky02]

Uhmmm... And this is the exact picture of politics in Nigeria

[Nifemi Donald]

This is how politics is in this country.no lie in it at all.christ help we

[Tina lawrence]

our outing at the olympics was dry.i almost denied being a nigerian to a new kenyan friend.they didn't prepare

[Folami David]

Uhmmm... And this is the exact picture of politics in Nigeria

Every politician is a thief!
No one is innocent or crime-free

[Sunexx360]

U tried

[Nifemi Donald]

Vacany in Nigeria made me laugh o

[Tina lawrence]

The rulling party my foot

[Glory Skales Charity]

this is a spectacular vacancy

[Shola Sholaz]

this is a spectacular vacancy

Our politicians are higher thieves