Funny Joke - IF U HAD WHAT I HAVEW

[Mudassir Danhassan]

A guy runs into a bar and says, "Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!"

So the bartender lines up 20 shots of his best Scotch and watches this guy down one after the other.

"Man," the bartender says, "I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!"
"You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have," the guy says.

"Oh my God," says the bartender, "what do you have?"

"50 cents."

[wilson]

keep it up

[Nifemi donald]

Hahahahaha i cannot laugh so hard in the night like this o.Everyone is sleeping here and i don't want to disturb.Don't let me wake the people here up o.

[Becky02]

Was it cos of 50 cent he wanted to get drunk. Hope he had enough money to pay his debt. lol

[Tina lawrence]

he is not serious.so that is what is shacking his head

[Amynwan]

useless guy, instead of using his money on meaningful things, he is busy lavishing it on shot and even the 50 cent he is killing himself for did not even know him

[Tina lawrence]

he should better not let that one enter his head o..it is not worth it

[Nifemi Donald]

If this man had more than this,he will turn to the owner of the world.he will be extremely proud about that