Funny Joke: A Shave and a Shine

[Bsquare]

A cowboy walked into a barber shop, sat on the barber's chair and said, "I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." The barber began to lather his face and sharpen the old straight edge while a woman with the biggest, firmest, most beautiful breasts that he had ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.
The cowboy said, "Young lady, you and I should go and spend some time in a hotel room."

She replied, "I'm married and my husband wouldn't like that.

The cowboy said, "Tell him you're working overtime and I'll pay you the difference."
She said, "You tell him. He is the one shaving you."

[Jumoke benson]

Never in your life,you won't chyke girlz anyhow in the public.check your hair quickly to see the sort of style he has done o,you won't like it trust me.

[Davzy folamz]

He would have gotten so many cuts i'm sure.cause the shaver is already provoked.how i wish i can see the look on his face.

[Jumoke benson]

at least this wil teach him to watch his tongue anytime he steps out of his doorstep.he will never 4get dis.