Funny Joke: The Lie Clock

Started by Bsquare, Aug 13, 2012, 01:41 PM

Bsquare

Moshood Abiola died and went to heaven ... As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are
Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Abiola, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Abiola. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Obasanjo's clock?" asked Abiola. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan!!!"

Glory Skales Charity

Obasanjo has been highly disgraced! Ceiling fan..hahaha
i hope he sees this.
He just has to. 

Motivational Tunrayo

obasanjo ruined this country during his tenure.he messed up big time.i was even ashamed of being a yoruba girl.