Funny Joke: laugh out loud!

Started by Becky02, Aug 02, 2012, 08:37 PM

Becky02

A presenter was organizing a program for callers on a radio station one day and the conversation went on like this
Presenter: caller what's your question please?
Caller: there is this lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC, but all my effort proved abortive, she wouldn't pick my calls, she would even laugh at me while passing for reasons best known to her. 8 months later, i was able to get my own house, a new car as a result of a contract job i secured with a major oil company. Right Now most of the missed calls i have are from her, uncountable text messages, and the main issue is that I'm confused on what to do please advise me
Presenter: Listen up give her a call letting her know you, will be at her house by 4pm, call her again letting her know you will there by 6pm, when its 6pm call her again letting her know you will be by 8pm. Don't postpone it again, just take a cool shower, wear your best outfit and an attention catching perfume. By 8pm, drive to her house, walk to her door and knock, once she opens with the intercourseiest smile you've got, look stylish into her eyes pull her slowly to yourself, take your mouth close to her ear and whisper THUNDER FIRE U!

MR JOKE

Hahaha this one is funny.i thought he would say something else.Thank God he said what i expected him to.there are people like this true true.

Samo gideon

that was the best thing that could happen.it was the best thing any guy would tell that type of girl.