Funny Joke: Psalm 91 According To President Jonathan

[Becky02]

He that dwelleth in the secret tower of aso rock, shall hide under the umbrella of PDP.
I will say of Obasanjo, he is my godfather and my fortress, in him i trust.
Surely he delivered me from deputy governor to governor and from vice president to president. 
He shall cover me with PDP's umbrella, and only him shall i trust.   
I shall not be afraid of the kidnappers in the east, nor agberos in the west nor bokoharam in the north.   
A thousand shall die in Jos, and ten thousand shall die in Borno state, but it shall not concern me, because am always safe inside asorock.   
No evil shall befall me and no bokoharam bomb shall come near my aso rock, for many policemen and army always guide me.
even though I didnt wear shoe when i was young, right now am more than a conqueror       
No evil shall befall my wife Patience, even though her grammar is more dangerous than bokoharam   
I shall tread upon the lion and the dragon, because obasanjo my godfather loves me. 
He shall call me and i will answer him and i will deliver him when efcc try to arrest him, with my life will i serve him and show him my appreciation. 
Amen

[MR JOKE]

This is creative.i hope the victims of this are seeing it cos they really need to.it is expected of them to.good one.

[Samo gideon]

we should not compare the bible to this dirty minded politicians.they are not worth it at all.thank you.