Funny Joke - LAND ROAVER

[Mudassir Danhassan]

One day, my father called nd my brother,my mothr was their, he told us that, any day person wan giv us food for dream mak u no collect am, bt tel me dat i wl buy it for u, we said yes dadd. The next day, my brodr cme sleep, dey shut INDOMIE,INDOMIE my dadd cme wak him up say na waitng, my brodr tel am say, ther wan giv me indomie 4 dream nd my dad say ok tak dis #500 go buy indomie eat. My guy i cme see dis tin nd say he dey work oo. De next day me i cme sleep dey shut CHICKEN CHICKEN, my dadd cme wak me up say waitng be dat, i tel am say, them wan giv me chickn 4 dream, my dadd giv me #1000 go buy chickn. Me i cme see de tin dey work wel wel bt de one wee spur my biz be say one day i cme dey sleep, cme shut LAND ROVER, LAND ROVER my dad cme wak me up ask me waitng be dat me i cme tel am say, them wan giv me land rover nd he ask me waitng u do, i tel am say i no collect am, he said`u stupid boy, why u did'nt collect am, wil u go back to the bed nd collect de jeep idiot.....

[Seun Omokunle]

  Who no lik beta,papa self wan ride jeep. But why himself no com give you the jeep(him go talk say ''me neva ride jeep na u go com dey ride).

[Becky02]

Some jokes are bn repeated n retitled here dis days... Pls giv us new joke jare. Av read n commented on dis kind joke here b4.

[Folami David]

I cannot blame the poor man.he need luxury before he finally dies.the son has to obey

[Folami David]

Some jokes are bn repeated n retitled here dis days... Pls giv us new joke jare. Av read n commented on dis kind joke here b4.

You are right girl.What has happened to creativity? Not good enough....

[Nifemi Donald]

the father is right.things are hard nowadays

[Folami David]

Extra-ordinarily funny!
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