Funny joke: I AM YOUR HUSBAND

Started by Seun Omokunle, Aug 28, 2012, 10:35 PM

Seun Omokunle

   A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning,a loud noise came from outside. The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man, "Holy crap. That must be my husband!" So the man jumped out of the bed;
scared and naked jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.
   
   A few minutes later he returned and went up
to the bedroom and screamed at the woman,
''I AM your husband!''

   The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?":

emezico

The couple are sure cheating on each other. There reactions towards the scream says it all. :D

Becky02

Both of them are doing something behind each other. Why dis d woman screemed? N why was he running? Uhmmmm, only God knws der secret.

Nifemi Donald

They have some skeletom in their cupboards.the two of them.They are not clean people

Folami David

That is very true, why was he running? Guilty conscience was worrying him too