Funny Joke - PREPARATION FOR CRASH LANDING

[Mudassir Danhassan]

Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing!"


The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady said, "Well when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first."



The second lady not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned "Well when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first."



The third lady who was African and black, not wanting to be out done took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well they always search for the black box first?"

[Becky02]

 see d 3 mumu... Dey will burn beyond recognition when landed

[Tina lawrence]

i pray i never experience this ever in my lifetime.i feel for this innocent people so badly.so funny

[Nifemi Donald]

That woman is the one that will be rescued first.she knows how to find her way out of this kind of situations

[Tina lawrence]

Some of this people might already be in their old age but they will still want to live.Nobody wants to die

[Nifemi Donald]

Plane crash is always a bad situation to get experience at all.I understand their preparation

[Tina lawrence]

But let's look at it carefully,i don't think anyone of the 3 is safe.
They will all burn to ashes

[Nifemi Donald]

The first lady thought lie is all about wealth.
She doesn't know there is more to life than that...