Funny Joke - DIVORCED AND DRUNK

[Mudassir Danhassan]

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,

"Do you know her?"

"Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

"My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"

[Becky02]

She must av lost her mind.

[Tina lawrence]

you call that celebration? a slap on her face will do

[Semiauto03]

Ooooppss!!! i think twas a slip of tongue...lolx

[Nifemi Donald]

A very huge slip of tongue.she will be regretting it now

[Amynwan]

Ooooppss!!! i think twas a slip of tongue...lolx

if she dosent have somthing to say, i think she should have just kept quiet rather than ultering rubbish.