Funny Joke: Sinners in Church

[emezico]

MAN: Pastor, I have sinned.
PASTOR: My son, what did u do? Just confess what exactly u did. God Almighty will forgive u.
MAN: (sobbing), Pastor, I committed adultery with several of the female church members.
PASTOR: Can u mention their names and how many times u slept with each of them? U see, for ur forgiveness to be complete, u need to mention them, so that we can also pray for them.
MAN: Aaaah! Pastor, I can't, I am ashamed.

PASTOR: Okay this is what we will do; after service, we will go to the church entrance together and watch members come out, once anyone u have slept with comes out, just say 'pau'. If it is once u slept with her. The number of times u say 'pau' will indicate the number of times u slept with that particular person. (And so they went to the church entrance. Head usher passes wriggling her buttocks.)
MAN: Pau Pau
PASTOR: The Lord forgive u. (Deacon's wife passes carrying bible.)
MAN: Pau
PASTOR: May the Lord forgive u. (A choir member passes singing.)
MAN: Pau pau pau
PASTOR: God will forgive u. Yes, He will. (Lo and behold... Pastor's wife passes by and Man goes off like a machine gun...)

MAN: Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau Pau ...
PASTOR: Yeeeee
gbeleu!!! (he fainted and on resuscitating, he declared...) May God never forgive u! Ah!!!!!!!!!!

[Amynwan]

yeeeeeeparipa the man don touch the pastor at the most painfull place of his heart, even if God forgive the man the pastors anger for him will hang the forgiveness.

[Nifemi Donald]

This is the first time i will see a pastor break bottle on his memeber's head

[Folami David]

The man should just start running immediately he's through with it.He should not wait o