Funny Joke: Ekaitte & Akpors Wedding Preparation

[Emmy Baba]

Ekaitte called her fiance Akpors towards wedding preparation

Akpors: Hello?

Ekaitte: Hi, love it's me Eky baby.

Akpors: Oh love, I have missed you so much, hey.

Ekaitte: Me too.

Akpors: Oh babe, I love you so much, but your voice is down, what's wrong?

Ekaitte: Hmm, my love, thieves broke into my room last night and stole my BOLD 5, iphone4, laptop and N20,000. . .I am dead ooo!!

Akpors: Oh my love, I'm so sorry, but please cheer up okay?

Ekaitte: I can only cheer up when I get some money to replace all these items.

Akpors: Alright, alright, so how much are we looking at here?

Ekaitte: Just N350,000 my love.

Akpors EH!!(Switched to MTN TONE): The number you have called is not reachable at the moment, please try again later

Ekaitte: Darling are you there??

Akpors: The number you have called is not reachable at the moment, please try again later.

If na u nko?

(The wedding has be postponed till further notice)

[Tina lawrence]

This wedding has not only been postponed but cancelled

[Nifemi Donald]

I don't blame akpos,that is all the money he has in his bank account.he can't be rendered bankrupt