Funny Joke: The bride tells her husband

Started by Becky02, Jul 25, 2012, 10:03 PM

Becky02

The bride tells her husband, Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about intercourse. Can you explain it to me first? OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place the
prison and call my private thing the prisoner. So what we do is put the
prisoner in the prison. And then they made love for the first time. Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction. Nudging him, his bride giggles, Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped. Turning on his side, he smiles. Then we will have to re-imprison him. After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him a suggestive smile, Honey, the prisoner is out again! The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently born foal. Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted. She nudges him and says, Honey, the prisoner escaped again. Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!

Tina lawrence

He has had enough.The woman is so strong o,ready to have it all day.Good the man stopped else he would have collapsed

EbukaOkafor14

Hehehehehehehehe This is another funny one this early morning. Such training wasn't necessary at all

EbukaOkafor14

The man brought the problem upon himself. He should not have picked this kind of person as his wife o. Na wahala be dis