Funny Joke: Diference Between COMPLETE and FINISHED

[emezico]

No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between these two words "COMPLETE" and "FINISHED", in a way that's so easy to understand:

Some people say there's no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED: but there is: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE..... and when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....

But when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED !!! lol....

[MyInfoStride]

No explanation of their differences could be better than this. Thanks for enlighten us. Really funny and helpful!

[emezico]

You are always welcome! It is my pleasure to share riddles and jokes on theinfoStrides.

It is good to liven up the day's work/job with riddles and jokes. All work and no play, makes jack a dull boy!

[martinabbi]

wooo really ...........Thanks for telling don't know this fact

[emezico]

wooo really ...........Thanks for telling don't know this fact

You are very much welcome! It's good to make people laugh.

[Tina lawrence]

True talk broda, true talk.

[Nifemi Donald]

You have done well by taking your time to explain this out.Your end part was the most funny when i reasoned it out.....

[KingFemzee]

They are Simile...complete and finished, though i like the way you put it in a joke.

[Folami David]

well written one.i do not wish to be completely finished

[Sunexx360]

Your concept was lucid and easy to understand,u r the bomb