Funny Nigerian Quotes

[emezico]

* WEALTH is when you buy a 1st class return ticket to the UK, just to pick up a dress..(money speaking).

* TROUBLE is slapping a soldier in front of Dordan barracks..(you'll not live well enuff to tell the story).

* FAITH is using the last money on you to buy a wallet..(Abegi).

* IRONY is the chairman of an okada association driving a Range Rover Sports..(you go fear fear).

* STUPIDITY is having 6 cars while living in a rented apartment..(Lagos mumu).

* WISDOM is dating your landlord's daughter..(Over kaku).

* FOOLISHNESS is taking a N5,000 cab to watch a film of N1,000..(abegi why not wait 4d pirated copy okpe).

* LOVE is buying suya for your girlfriend and eating only the onions..(na you dass tru calabar luv)

Now; STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you don't comment or share the information.

[AY]

Hahaha.. Nigerians are creative, l can't stop laughing...lol

[emezico]

Hahaha.. Nigerians are creative, l can't stop laughing...lol

Yes, we are. Proudly Nigerian!

[Samo gideon]

This is ridiculously funny.

[Nifemi donald]

funny indeed.

[Nifemi Donald]

Everything about this country is funny.The situation and all that.All is comedy.
I feel this quotes

[Folami David]

slapping a soldier is pure suicide mission

[Tina lawrence]

slapping a soldier is pure suicide mission

you can say that again folami

[Nifemi Donald]

Quotes are meant to be inspiring most of the time.Nigerian tinz are always different

[Tina lawrence]

this quotes have been spiced up with Nigerian flavour