Funny Joke: Warri Boy story

[Becky02]

Dis is d Story of a Warri Boy!!!

My name is Ogaga, I travelled Abuja 2 see my uncle at 8am d secretary told me to come back by 2pm dat Oga is not around. So I had to hang around. By 1pm I was so hungry cos I've not eaten since morning & I was left with N200 & no local canteen around to eat Fufu or Eba. All I saw were big hotels. My eyes began dazzle me,so I decided to find a solution. Infront of me was a powerful 5 star hotel, I clean my ruff shoe adjusted myself
& entered d hotel. At D lobby d waiter askd me "are u here 2 see somebody or u want to lodge in? I said my name is Star & was lodging,he told me d least room is 47k per night. I said no problem,"dis place is lovely just like d hotel I slept yesterday in Dubai on my way to d US. He said welcome sir. I asked can I pay in hard currency cos I've not changed my dolls, he said Ok. Where is ur restaurant I need 2 eat 1st I asked,he then leads me to d restaurant &told d
chef to treat me well & dat I just got back from d US! D chef welcomed me & gave me Menu list,I ordered 4 Pounded yam, Efo riro, Snail & catfish! D chef told me it will be ready in 30mins time. I askd 4 d bar so I could step down b4 d food was ready, he pointed me d executive bar mainly for VIP's,I requested 4 assorted pepper soup spanish red wine. I
drank 2 bottles of d wine & 2plates of soup & d bill was 34k,I moved on to eat my food & d bill 4 food was N40k cos I collected extra plate & total was N74k. But I had just only N200, sweat gathered suddenly in my face despite d A/C.
Dey began 2 suspect dat I didn't hav money,so d security & staff began 2 gather around me. I said 2 my self 'STAR' man nor go die here oh. I dialled my 2nd phone wit my 1st phone, I picked & said loudly, "yes Mallam d bomb is still wit me & will explode in the next 2minutes & I shouted loudly,"Allah Akbar, I'm proud to be suicide bomber". B4 I dropped my phone I didn't see anybody in d hotel again.

[Nifemi Donald]

I did not expect anyone to wait