FUNNY JOKE : THE INTERVIEW.

Started by Motivational Tunrayo, Aug 01, 2012, 02:02 PM

Motivational Tunrayo

This is An Interview
Dialogue I OVERHEAD IN
MY WORKING PLACE.
IT IS AN INTERVIEW
BETWEEN AN OFFICER
IN A DEPARTMENT AND A CANDIDATE
SEEKING FOR JOB =>
Officer : What is your name?

Candidate :- M.P sir.

Officer :- Tell me properly.

Candidate : Modape Pakurumo sir.

Officer : Your father's name?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : What does that mean?

Candidate :- Moshood Pakurumo sir.

Officer : Your native place?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : Is it Makurdi Purum?

Candidate : No.Minna port sir.

Officer :- What is your qualification?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : (angry) What is it?

Candidate : Metric pass.

Officer : So why do you need a job?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : Meaning?

Candidate : Money problem sir?

Officer : What's your personality?

Candidate : M.P sir.

Officer : Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time?

Candidate : Monocrotic personality.

Officer : I see no wonder,
i will get back to you later...

Candidate : Sir, How's my MP?

Officer : And what's that again?

Candidate : My performance?

Officer : MP!

Candidate : m-e-a-n-i-n-g?

Officer :- Mental Problem!

Hahahah

MR JOKE

Confirm mental problem.He put all this in his head all because of a job interview..all in the name of trying to impress.You need deliverance.

Folami David

Quote from: MR JOKE on Aug 05, 2012, 10:37 AM
Confirm mental problem.He put all this in his head all because of a job interview..all in the name of trying to impress.You need deliverance.
They should pity this man and give him the job o...He came well prepared

Nifemi Donald

look at him saying this like it was a memory verse..