Funny Joke - A Chinese Man

Started by Mudassir Danhassan, Jul 08, 2012, 03:18 PM

Mudassir Danhassan

A man from China came to America knowing no English. To help he went to a carnival.
First he went to the opera tent where he heard "Me me me me me me me me!" Next he went to the jugglers tent where he heard "Forks and knifes and spoons forks and knifes and spoons!"
Next he went to the food tent where heard "He stole my lolipop lolipop!" Next he heard "Goody goody gumdrops goody goody gumdrops!"
He went father in and saw a murder scene. The police came up to him and asked "Do you know who kiled this women?"
He replied "Me me me me me me me me!"
The police officer asked "How did you kill him?"
He replied "Forks and knifes and spoons forks and knifes and spoons!"
The police officer asked "Wwhy did you kill this man?"
He replied "He stole my lolipop lolipop!"
The police officer said "You are going to jail.
He replied "Goody goody gumdrops goody goody gumdrops!"

Tade olaitan


Davzy folamz


Aramide olawale

He does not know what he has entered.

Segun fadare

furiously laughing.i feel this.

Tina lawrence

What's the meaning of this?
I do not understand a thing about this joke.
I won't mind you eleborating

Folami David

I do not understand your joke