Funny joke: denise

Started by Ibrahim Ibrahim A, Jul 22, 2012, 03:56 PM

Ibrahim Ibrahim A

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.

Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless world-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,

"Don't worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter. But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificates filed and since both you and your wife were unconscious, I named them for you."

The husband was thinking to himself, "Oh no, what has he done now?" and said with trepidation, "Well what did you name them?"

The brother replied, "I named the little girl Denise." The husband, relieved, said,

"That's a very pretty name!
Which name you give my pikin (What did you name my son?")
The brother replied, "Denephew."

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Segun fadare

hehehe he is in big soup o.

Motivational Tunrayo

What stupid names.So what are you now insinuating??? He is merely looking for trouble.Give that trouble to him.But wait o, Is it really true???

MR JOKE

Notify me when more of this are dropped.Laughing my head off.I appreciate this.i happen to be with a friend here who commended the joke.   

Becky02

Denise and denephew means my niece and my nephew... I got it.lol

Tina lawrence

this is an abomination.appropriate punishment must follow

Folami David

Denephew is the ideal name they see to give the kid? Well the kid is theirs

Tina lawrence

See how coded they named the kid.so so hillarious.We can go to any length to do our heart desire