Funny Joke:Top Ten Lists 5

[Sunexx360]

TOP TEN THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH...
10. Hey! It's my turn to sit in the front pew.
9. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
8. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
7. I've decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
6. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher forthe Junior High Sunday School class.
5. Forget the denominational minimum salary,let's pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
4. I love it when we sing hymns I've never heard before!
3. Since we're all here, let's start the service early.
2. Pastor, we'd like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
1. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual stewardship campaign!

[Folami David]

this was well written.and you were right with every1

[Tina lawrence]

You are absolutely right.i've never heard such things in church before

[Nifemi Donald]

This top ten list is so hillaious.
It made sense too

[femifemzy3]

Very true. You can't ear this things in church at all. Maybe somewhere else though. This is funny