Funny joke: THE RED RIBBON

[Seun Omokunle]

  A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed,because she can't sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. A few hours after going to bed, the dog is snoring as usual. Finally, unable to sleep, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it around the dog's testicles, and sure enough, the dog stops snoring.
The woman is amazed! Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed,falls asleep, and begins snoring very loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him.
So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of
ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also works on him! The woman sleeps very soundly.
 
The next morning, the husband wakes up very hung over. He tumbles into the bathroom to urinate. As he is standing in front of the toilet, he looks in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached to his privates. He is very confused, and, as he walks back into the bedroom, he notices a red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head, looks down at the dog and says:"Boy, don't remember where we were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and second place!"

[Tade olaitan]

Bad situation to be in.this is not looking good at all.it is not in a good condition.the man is in soup.

[Becky02]

Honestly, I dnt really understand what the man said to the dog..m can someone hlp me pls.

[Seun Omokunle]

Not just a soup but a bad soup.

[Folami David]

Good work Seun.You did a great job

[Nifemi Donald]

Not just a soup but a bad soup.

You are right.This kind of soup is deadly.It is a wicked one

[Tina lawrence]

not a bad joke.nyc one

[Tina lawrence]

red ribbon will cause divorce to happen here o

[KingFemzee]

The man is still drunk.

[Nifemi Donald]

the title given to it is well given