funny joke - malam kai

Started by Bsquare, Aug 03, 2012, 12:51 PM

Bsquare

THERE WAS ONCE A PASTOR THAT HAD A MANGO TREE AT THE BACK OF HIS CHURCH. HE LOVED HIS MANGO TREE SO MUCH, TOOK CARE OF IT AND DIDNT LET ANYONE ONE TOUCH IT.

SO ONE DAY AS HE WAS PREACHING TO HIS CONGREGATION, AN HAUSA MALA WAS WANDERING THROUGH THE CHURCH PREMISES, AND HE SAW THE MANGO TREE, AS HE WANTED TO PLUCK ONE OUT OF IT, THE PASTOR NOTICED HIM AND DIDNT KNOW HOW TO STOP HIM FROM  TAKING HIS MANGO.



SO HE SHOUTED TO HIS CONGREGATION
" EVERYBODY OPEN TO THE BOOK OF  MALAKAI I!!!!, OPEN TO THE BOOK OF MALAKAI !!!"

Tade olaitan

Unfortunately for you,the mallam will never hear that kind of thing.he will still proceed with his mission.sorry

Omolewa akinyemi benson

and it rhymed well o.very sensible one.the mallam should understand that i am sure.mallamkai and malachai

Nifemi Donald

That one is more important to him than his preaching in church.he is not a serious man of God.oga o

Folami David

The mallam sef his sturbbon.
Since that the pastor was saying it...
He is not serious

Shola Sholaz

Sharp badt pastor! He was wise with this one. Don't just know if the Mallam would understand though