Funny Joke: ALUUITES IN TROUBLE

[emezico]

Funny phone conversation

(Phone rings)

Girl: Hello who's on the line?

Boy: Sorry is this Jane:)?

Girl: This is Jane speaking, how may I help you?

Boy: My name is Aluka , I got ur number from a friend.

Girl: Really! So what do u want?

Boy: Pls am looking for a serious date.

Girl: Really! I'm single so what do you do?

Boy: I work with NNPC in Port- Hacourt:). I am well paid but the problem is am looking for someone to spend this money. I will change ur life if only u wil accept to be my serious date.

Girl: Wow that's so romantic! Okay I accept:). I'm from Delta state where are u from?

Boy: I'm from ALUU.

Girl: Aaa what??

Boy: Aluu in River state.

Girl: Sorry, who do u say you want to speak with?

Boy: Haba is this not Jane?.

Girl: SORRY MR ALUKA THIS IS AMINA FROM KANO. BLOOD OF JESUS WRONG NUMBER!!!
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[Nifemi Donald]

i kudos her jawe.abi now..will she kill herself all in the name of money?

[Folami David]

I hate that community!