Funny joke:- The Luckiest Mum & her 3 Daughters

Started by KingFemzee, Jan 16, 2013, 07:45 AM

KingFemzee

A mum was lucky enough to see her 3 daughters
wed in d same year, So she whispered to each of
them "After your weddings "Text me your 1st Nite
Xperience & dont forget to text it in a coded way
o!


After a week, the 1st daughter sent 'NESCAFE' in
an sms 2 her mum while a week later, the 2nd
texted 'BENSON'.


Their mum, as a soji woman, picked up a tin of
Nescafe & read from d label; "fantastic till d last
drop!" she also went 2 her husband's pack of Benson Cigarettes & found written on it; "extra long, king size!" she thought aloud; 'not too bad for them @ their age sha!


A few days later, her 3rd daughter's text comes
in; "Arik: Lagos - Kano!". So Mama calls Arik Air
Information Desk to inquire about their kano -
lagos flight.


She was told; "Its 3times daily, 7days a week &
the flight duration is 75mins to & fro!".
Mama throws herself in the air, lands, slumps &
faints shouting...... "Yeeeeee! Eleyi ma pa mi
lomo Oº°˚( this one will kill my daughter)...