Funny joke: Where are you

[KingFemzee]

An angry wife (Ekaitte) 2 her husband (Akpors)
on phone.

Ekaitte: Where the hell are you?
Akpors: Honey, you remember that gold shop
where you saw the diamond necklace & totally
fell in love with it?

Ekaitte (relaxed): Yes, my king.
Akpors: Remember I had no cash 2 buy it 4 u dat
day & I said I will buy it 4 u one day?

Ekaitte (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush):
Yes I remember my love!
Akpors: Good, I am in a beer parlour next to that
shop!