Funny Joke: Akpors and the hospitable maid

[KingFemzee]

Last Sunday after Church service Akpors went to
visit a friend of his who lives with his parents at
G.R.A Asaba.

Maid: Welcome, sit down.
Akpors: Thank you.

Maid: What would you like to drink? Fruit juice,
yoghurt, tea, chocolate, capp or coffee?
Akpors: Tea

Maid: Ceylon tea, india tea, herbal tea, kerichon
gold tea, bush tea, green tea?
Akpors: Ceylon tea.

Maid: How do you want it, black or white?
Akpors: White

Maid: Milk or fresh cream?
Akpors: Milk

Maid: Goat milk or Cow milk?
Akpors: Cow milk

Maid: Freezland Cow or Afrikner Cow?
Akpors: Freezland Cow.

Maid: Will you like it with suga or honey?
Akpors: I will like it with sugar.

Maid: Bee sugar or cane sugar?
Akpors: Cane sugar.

Maid: White, brown or yellow?
Akpors: Please, please, just forget about the tea,
get me a class of water let me use it to stepdown.

Maid: Is it tap, mineral or distilled water?
Akpors: Mineral water.

Maid: Is it Flavoured or non flavoured?
Akpors: Abeg, abeg, i beg you in the name of
God, go bring empty glass for me.

Maid: Tumbler, wine glass, champagne flute or
beer mug?
Akpors: Is it by force? i no dey drink again o, i no
dey drink again, i go swallow my spit.