Funny Joke: English Hard Ooo....

Started by Emmy Baba, Apr 30, 2012, 01:11 PM

Emmy Baba

Listen to a testimony....Praise the lort. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house, so a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before....

So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain so, phone ringing, so I look, it's a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say, father call after, plantain frying. I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn around, all of a suddenliness everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as i'm approaching, smoke is biging, smoke is just biging and biging. It's a fearing thing o!, if it's you self, you 'll fearing. So I now call on my God, I sing his sing which daddy say make we dey sing. The sing did not work oh! The smoke is still biging make I talk true. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus!

All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle thing. Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to ashes.

Hallelujah...Praise the lort somebodies. But my main testimony today be say, I chop that charcol and nothing happen to me church praise the lort. Alleluyah.....

emezico

English Language Palava, no be small something oooo.....lol

Pricyp


Omolewa akinyemi benson


Jumoke benson

I believe you.English is trully hard..

Nifemi donald


Tade olaitan


Amynwan

nna nawa o, is it by force to speak english? abeg tell the man not to bite his tongue o!

pugo

I thank God he was able to convey the message finally to everyone listening to the testimony, and he ma self chop his plaintain so far ino vanish with the smoke

Folami David

This english is a miraculous one.We can find anything like it elsewhere.So hillarious