Hilarious stuffs

[KingFemzee]

RACISM is when a white BB Bold6 cost more than a black BB Bold 6.
NEMESIS is when you submit your answer sheet with your expo inside.
LONG THROAT is when you take a girl out on a sunny day & she orders for a hot plate of pepper soup.
A WITCH is that girl that eats nkwobi, fish pepper soup, shawama, suya, chicken, smirnoff, fayrous & when you take her home she
says sorry I'm on my
period.
OVERSABI is when you are eating salad with a girl & she says 'honey, this food no
done'.
OLODO is when you are in a plane with a girl & she says 'honey
I'm hot, can you please roll down the glass'.
A HUNGRY CHILD is that kid that sees you eating & says 'my mummy said I shouldn't take food from strangers'.
A STUBBORN CHILD is that kid that wakes up in the middle of the night when daddy &
mummy are having good time & says
'mummy I want to piss'.
STINGYNESS is when you finish reading this and you refuse to laugh!