Funny Joke: True confession

[KingFemzee]

a man went to church
for confession:
Man: I have sinned and I need confession.
Pastor: say exactly what you did. So that your sins will be fully forgiven.
Man: I committed
Adultery with several
church female.
Pastor: say their names and the number of times you had intercourse with them.
Man: (sobbing) I am
ashamed! I can't talk.
Pastor: okay! Lets do this way, after service we will wait at the entrance, and when
you see the female you slept with, just say PAP.
If its two times, say PAP twice, and so on.
Asher passes wrigging her buttocks.
The man says PAP PAP.
Pastor: the Lord will
forgive you.
Deacons wife passes
carrying a bible. The man says PAP.
Pastor: the lord will forgive you.
A choir member passes singing. The man says PAP PAP PAP.
Pastor: the lord will
forgive you.
Pastors wife passes by while talking to on the phone.
The man goes like a
machine gun:
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PA PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP PAP
pastor: paaaaaa!
my wife !!!!!
Curse be to your father. God will not forgive you.

[emezico]

No be small wahala go dey for church oooo....lol

[Shola Sholaz]

No be small wahala go dey for church oooo....lol

Church don scatter big tym!